THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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