U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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