I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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