Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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