i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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