your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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