No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
A+ Viking dick
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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