i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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