I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize