he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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