Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
All I want is dick and wine.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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