some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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