You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
No subtext here. People are naked.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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