every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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