are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
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After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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