How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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