You made me cry and you don't even care
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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