The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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