Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I skipped work to stalk him.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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