I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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