I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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