it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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