Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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