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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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