would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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