I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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