jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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