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what?
penguin condom
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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