i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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