For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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