last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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