I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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