well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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