"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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