Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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