I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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