at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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