I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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