Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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