I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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