My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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