Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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