idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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