Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize