im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Randomize
