It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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