My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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