her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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