is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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