she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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