did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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