I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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