My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
3 2 1 whiskey
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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