I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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