is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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