my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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