im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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