And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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