I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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