he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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