I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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